{"id":1399,"date":"2012-09-08T20:09:12","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T00:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/?p=1399"},"modified":"2012-09-08T20:09:12","modified_gmt":"2012-09-09T00:09:12","slug":"movies-i-really-dont-want-you-to-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/movies-i-really-dont-want-you-to-see\/","title":{"rendered":"Movies I really don&#8217;t want you to see"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are 2 movies I really don&#8217;t want you to see for the same reason &#8212; because they are unfunny adaptations of funny source material.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, there are people who disagree with me &#8212; who like these movies &#8212; but if you trust my judgement please avoid them.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>{2\/5}<strong> The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/strong> (2005)<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/strong> by Douglas Adams is the funniest book I&#8217;ve ever read. It would be tragic if your only knowledge of Douglas Adams were this movie, because although amusing in parts it&#8217;s much much less funny than the book. I&#8217;m not sure what went wrong with this movie. It seemed to have everything going for it &#8212; actors, special effects, and a screenplay co-written by Adams himself. But humour is tricky. <strong>The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/strong> should not be occasionally amusing &#8212; it should be hilarious. I encourage you to read the book. There&#8217;s also a miniseries version from 1981 which is very good.<\/p>\n<p>The story? Arthur Dent is having a bad morning &#8212; a bulldozer is at his house to knock it down because they&#8217;re building a bypass. Then his friend Ford Prefect comes along and tells him he&#8217;s actually an alien &#8212; and some other aliens are about to destroy the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Arthur and Ford manage to &#8220;hitchhike&#8221; onto the alien ship and from there launch into a series of amazing adventures &#8212; including meeting the two-headed President of the Galaxy, and discovering the real reason the Earth was built (by mice, who are actually hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings).<\/p>\n<p>Director Garth Jennings also directed <strong>Son of Rambow<\/strong>, which I haven&#8217;t seen but looked like it might be good.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>{2.5\/5}<strong> The Importance of Being Earnest<\/strong> (2002)<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Importance of Being Earnest<\/strong> is a play by Oscar Wilde first performed in 1895. I&#8217;ve seen the play live and it&#8217;s screamingly funny. If this movie had had a different title it would have been an OK movie. But it&#8217;s not funny and therefore does not deserve the title <strong>The Importance of Being Earnest<\/strong>. If your only exposure to Oscar Wilde were this movie that would be a tragedy. Once again the movie seemed to have everything going for it &#8212; the costumes and locations were certainly fine. And the actors &#8212; you&#8217;ve got Colin Firth, Rupert Everett, Reese Witherspoon, and Judi Dench. I encourage you to find a production of the play in your area. There&#8217;s also a movie version from 1952 &#8212; I haven&#8217;t seen it but my guess is it&#8217;s better than the 2002 version.<\/p>\n<p>The story? Algernon has a visit from his friend Ernest, who comes to tell him that he would like to marry Algernon&#8217;s cousin Gwendolen. But Algernon discovers that his friend Ernest is really named Jack &#8212; he goes by Jack and adopts a serious manner in the country, whereas he goes by Ernest and is more fun loving in town. Algernon also discovers that Jack has a pretty and wealthy young ward named Cecily whom he decides to meet. When Algernon comes calling on Cecily, who does he say he is? Jack&#8217;s friend Ernest, of course. There&#8217;s some mistaken identity, and on the whole it&#8217;s a satire on Victorian customs.<\/p>\n<p>I see that the director Oliver Parker also directed <strong>Johnny English Reborn<\/strong>, another movie that should have been much funnier than it was (since it starred Rowan Atkinson). I just happened to start watching it the other day, but I didn&#8217;t finish it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are 2 movies I really don&#8217;t want you to see for the same reason &#8212; because they are unfunny adaptations of funny source material. Of course, there are people who disagree with me &#8212; who like these movies &#8212; but if you trust my judgement please avoid them. {2\/5} The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[16,6,5,8],"class_list":["post-1399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","tag-comedy","tag-movie","tag-review","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1399"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1409,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399\/revisions\/1409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidmswitzer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}