There is an internet rumour that 47 graduated 243rd out of 366 at business school. We don’t know that, it’s just a rumour. What is certain is that he didn’t graduate top of his class, contrary to what he claims. I previously thought that we should call him 47 because he’s the 47th president of the United States.<\/p>\n
Now I have a different idea. No one should call him by his title or his name — that’s disgusting. And the fact that he’s the 47th president is deranged. Instead, every person on the planet should call him 243. This more properly indicates his real position in life rather than all the fake positions he cheated to reach.<\/p>\n
For a few seconds I thought it didn’t make sense to call him 243 because that’s not necessarily the real number. But then I realized that a fake number is perfect — he’s a fake person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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