Prometheus

Posted on June 9th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4/5} “Big things have small beginnings.” Prometheus, released in 2012 Archeologists have found evidence in multiple places on Earth that aliens have visited in the past. It’s possible that the aliens even left us a clue as to where to find them. In the late 21st century the Weyland Corporation sends a ship to that […]

Random Hearts

Posted on June 9th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4/5} “What’s the last thing that you can remember about your husband that you know to be true?” Random Hearts, released in 1999 It’s only on rare occasions now that I will watch a movie that’s on TV, with my viewing interrupted by commercials — this is one of those occasions. This was my second time […]

Wonder

Posted on June 8th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4.5/5} “Although we seemed to exist in different universes, I came to understand that to be an illusion. I am as much a part of the Milky Way Galaxy as she is; the electrons and photons of which I am made, although intangible to both her and me, are real… Despite these disparities of space […]

Watch

Posted on June 6th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4.5/5} “Back on the African savannah, those who mistook every bit of movement in the grass for a hungry lion were more likely to survive than those who dismissed each movement as nothing to worry about. If you always assume that it’s a lion, and nine times out of ten you’re wrong, at least you’re […]

Wake

Posted on June 3rd, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4.5/5} “Anyway, check it: I’ve got this transceiver attached to my optic nerve, just behind my left eye. When it’s turned on, it’ll grab the signals my retina is putting out and transmit them to this little external computer pack I’m supposed to carry around, like, forever; I called it my eyePod, and at least […]

Dark Shadows

Posted on May 28th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{3.5/5} “Love means never having to say you’re sorry. However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.” Dark Shadows, released in 2012 In the 1770s Barnabas Collins makes the mistake of telling Angelique Bouchard that he doesn’t love her. Angelique happens to be a witch — she sends his […]

Barney’s Version

Posted on May 27th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{5/5} “I’m just gonna keep talking here, ’cause I’m afraid that if I stop there’s gonna be a pause or a break and you’re gonna say ‘It’s getting late’ or ‘I should get going’, and I’m not ready for that to happen. I don’t want that to happen. Ever.” Barney’s Version, released in 2010 Barney […]

Midnight in Paris

Posted on May 26th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4/5} “You’ve been wondering why I’ve been acting strange all day… You’re about to find out and you’re going to wonder why I wasn’t acting more strange, when you find out.” Midnight in Paris, released in 2011 Gil is a successful movie writer but he’d really like to be a novelist. His fiancee Inez would […]

Mort

Posted on May 25th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4.5/5} “There had been a noise like someone making no noise at all. Forget peas and mattresses — sheer natural selection had established over the years that the royal families that survived longest were those whose members could distinguish an assassin in the dark by the noise he was clever enough not to make, because, […]

Modern Family (seasons 1 – 3)

Posted on May 25th, 2012 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{5/5} “We were great together. We spoke each other’s language, we finished each other’s balloon animals.” Modern Family seasons 1 – 3, aired in 2009-12 Jay (Ed O’Neill) is a grandfather but has married a younger woman, Gloria (Sofía Vergara), and now is a stepfather to her son Manny (Rico Rodriguez). Jay’s daughter Claire (Julie […]