Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
{4/5} “I have a bad feeling about this.” Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker, released in 2019 Rey is training with Leia. Finn and Poe get a message from a mole inside the First Order. When Kylo Ren finds out Palpatine is still alive he pays him a visit. Palpatine says he can […]
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
{4.5/5} “‘Where are you from?’ ‘Nowhere.’ ‘No one’s from nowhere.’ ‘Jakku.’ ‘All right, that is pretty much nowhere.’” — Luke & Rey Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, released in 2017 The First Order has found the Rebel base in the middle of their evacuation. Poe heads up to shoot as many cannons as […]
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
{5/5} “‘What about that ship?’ ‘That one’s garbage.’” Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, released in 2015 Finn is a stormtrooper who has a change of heart. He rescues Poe Dameron, who’s being held by the First Order. They make it down to Jakku, but when their ship disappears into the sand Finn thinks […]
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
{4.5/5} “‘We shall double our efforts.’ ‘I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.” — Moff Jerjerrod & Darth Vader Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, released in 1983 The Empire is building another Death Star. Meanwhile, on Tatooine C3-PO and R2-D2 become servants of […]
Solo: A Star Wars Story
{5/5} “I just couldn’t help but notice you’re wearing a uniform that’s pocked full of laser burns so either you heal real quick or… you stole it off a dead man.” Solo: A Star Wars Story, released in 2018 Han and his girlfriend Qi’ra, among others, are being forced to steal for Lady Proxima in […]
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
{5/5} “Why you stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, released in 1980 The Rebels have retreated to Hoth, a snowy world. Darth Vader has sent out probes looking for them. Han and Chewbacca destroy a probe they find, but they also realize that the Empire probably knows where […]
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
{5/5} “I’m one with the Force, the Force is with me.” Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, released in 2016 Jyn Erso was a young girl when she saw her mother killed and her father taken away by the Empire. Years later she’s rescued from the clutches of the Empire by a Rebel team. At […]
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
{4.5/5} “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, released in 1977 R2-D2 and C3-PO are on Tatooine, having been sold by Jawas to Luke Skywalker and his uncle. R2-D2 plays Princess Leia’s message and Luke is intrigued. When they make their way to Ben Kenobi he tells them […]
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
{4/5} “We may be their guests but we are not safe.” Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, released in 2026 Din Djarin and Grogu are working for the New Republic, tracking down people who still want to restart the Empire. His boss wants them brought in alive so that she can get information from them, […]
Cardboard Wars
{5/5} “You think she looked like Padme? Who’s Padme? What do you mean you’ll tell me later?” — C3-PO, to R2-D2 Cardboard Wars, released in 2026 C3-PO and R2-D2 are on a rebel ship that gets attacked but they manage to escape to Tatooine. When Luke buys these droids from the Jawas who have captured […]