Modern Family (season 7)
{5/5} “‘We gotta get him out of that hippie school.’ ‘I don’t know, Jay, last report card he got straight dolphins.’” Modern Family season 7, aired in 2015-16 Haley attempts to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, but is too late. Haley and Andy like each other — will they get together? Alex is off […]
Castle (season 8)
{5/5} “Beckett makes me laugh. She challenges me. I became a better man.” Castle season 8, aired in 2015-16 Beckett is now captain of the 12th precinct. Castle is working as a private investigator — he’s shocked to find out that Alexis has been working his cases without telling him. When Beckett is drawn into […]
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (season 2)
{4.5/5} “‘No one in New York ever wants to high five.’ ‘That’s dumb. What do they do when truckasaurus eats a car?’” Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 2, aired in 2016 Kimmy is supposed to be studying for her GED but she keeps helping Dong not get deported. It turns out Titus is technically married and […]
Liar Liar
{5/5} “Why don’t you go play in the office a minute? Sue someone for everything they’ve got. Maybe send a fax to one of your girlfriends.” — Fletcher, to his 5-year-old son Max Liar Liar, released in 1997 Fletcher is a lawyer, the kind that does whatever it takes to win. His son Max, who’s […]
Mr. Right
{4.5/5} “Someone’s got to return the van after he kills you all.” Mr. Right, released in 2015 Martha found out her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she’s pretty upset. She meets a funny guy in a store and they go on a date. They find that they’re clicking well together. He says he’s a […]
Scrubs (season 8)
{5/5} “The truth is, you should consider yourself lucky if you even occasionally get to make someone — anyone — feel a little better. After that, it’s all about the people that you let into your life.” Scrubs season 8, aired in 2009 Since Dr. Kelso resigned as chief of medicine, a replacement needed to […]
Pee-wee’s Big Holiday
{4.5/5} “That’s what I like about you, Pee-wee. You’re normal.” Pee-wee’s Big Holiday, released in 2016 A motorcycle-riding actor named Joe comes into the diner where Pee-wee works and orders a milkshake. When the two of them get talking they realize they have some things in common. Joe invites Pee-wee to his birthday — in […]
Scrubs (season 7)
{5/5} “I’m doing this thing where I take a slice of someone else’s wisdom and use it in my own life.” Scrubs season 7, aired in 2007-08 JD told Kim he didn’t love her — on the day their son is born. Elliot broke up with Keith — less than a week before their wedding. […]
The Muppets (season 1)
{4.5/5} “Kermit is the third most common frog name in America.” The Muppets season 1, aired in 2015-16 Miss Piggy is a late-night talk show host. Kermit is the executive producer on her show, and the rest of the muppets also work on the show — Electric Mayhem is the house band. Kermit and Miss […]
Scrubs (season 6)
{5/5} “I need you to go to the video store and get me anything with Viggo Somethingsen. I need white chocolate, strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie, and a polaroid of the tomato plant that I planted last spring, because I’m worried it may have snails. Oh, and if you see that neighbour Lena from down the […]