what Dave thinks about movies, books and everything
{5/5} “You know, at first I was mad Bonnie drew these glasses on me but honestly I can see so much better now.” Toy Story 5, released in 2026 Bonnie has trouble getting the neighbour kids to play with her, so Jessie decides to take things into her own hands. When she gets to the […]
{4.5/5} “I must say it’s a little unsettling to have all these sharp weapons just out and about. This house would be a nightmare to child proof.” Curious Caterer: Foiled Plans, released in 2024 Goldy is hosting a medieval ball in a real castle. The owner, Sir Alastair, is donating the use of it since […]
{4.5/5} “The boss has always gone easy on deploying psychoactives. I’m not as gentle a soul as he is.” Dark Knight Returns: The Golden Child by Frank Miller, published in 2019 Lara and her brother Jonathan soar above Metropolis, looking down on the humans, and eventually they reach Gotham. Carrie aka Batgirl dispels a violent […]
{3.5/5} “You see Captain, we want to help as many as possible — not just ourselves. I regret the need for force… but the Lord helps those who help themselves.” Star Trek: A Small Matter of Faith by Martin Pasko, published in Nov. 1988 Captain James T. Kirk responds to a distress call, but the […]
{4.5/5} “Obviously technology that is beyond our current parameters is involved. Otherwise how would one explain the demise of the Fury? Certainly no ship of respectable Klingons could fall prey so easily to a single starship. So either the Fury was manned by incompetents, or the captain’s claims have merit. Those are the logical alternatives.” […]
{5/5} 765874 – Unification, released in 2024 James T. Kirk died on Veridian III, helping Jean-Luc Picard defeat Soran. Sometime later he finds himself in a place where he recognizes Saavik and a few others. Eventually he finds his dearest friend, Spock. This is an 8 minute film with no dialogue. It is essentially a tribute […]
There is an internet rumour that 47 graduated 243rd out of 366 at business school. We don’t know that, it’s just a rumour. What is certain is that he didn’t graduate top of his class, contrary to what he claims. I previously thought that we should call him 47 because he’s the 47th president of […]
{4.5/5} “I’m going to knock on the front door.” Predator: Killer of Killers, released in 2025 In 841 AD Ursa’s father was killed by Zoran so even years later she is seeking vengeance. She finds out where Zoran’s fortress is from one of his men she tortured. Ursa has become the most fearsome warrior around […]
{4/5} “I said I would consider such a move, admiral. And I did — until I realized that what you proposed was, in the final analysis, illogical! For one man to oppose the empire would mean the death of that man, not of the empire!” Star Trek: The Mirror Universe Saga by Mike W. Barr, […]
{4.5/5} “‘Did Sterling have any enemies?’ ‘Everyone loved Sterling.’ ‘Everyone hated Sterling.’” — Tom, Ray & Hunter Curious Caterer: Fatal Vows, released in 2023 Goldy agrees to cater Jessamyn‘s rehearsal and wedding, even though she knows she’s going to be difficult. Jessamyn happens to be Tom’s ex-wife, but they get along all right. Goldy runs […]