The Cabin in the Woods

Posted on January 10th, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4/5} “This isn’t right. We should split up. We can cover more ground that way.” Five college friends go to a cabin in the woods for the weekend. When they venture into the basement they find a bunch of unusual items, including a diary that talks about horrifying events. Unbeknownst to them, they’re being watched […]

Safety Not Guaranteed

Posted on January 8th, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4.5/5} “‘Have you ever faced certain death?’ ‘If it was so certain I wouldn’t be here, would I?’” A magazine writer and two interns visit a guy who posted an ad in the paper looking for a companion for time travel. Of course, none of them expects the guy to really be able to travel […]

Crazy Heart

Posted on January 7th, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4.5/5} “Those are the ugliest… boots I’ve ever seen in my life. Did the salesman threaten to shoot your dog?” Bad Blake is an aging country singer who now plays mostly in smaller venues. He hasn’t written any new songs lately, but he still has some fans from the old days. When Jean, a music […]

Unstoppable

Posted on January 6th, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  1 Comment »

{4.5/5} “Hey, don’t get sentimental on me. Makes me think I’m gonna die.” There’s a runaway train going at 70 miles per hour and it’s going to derail when it hits a curve in a large Pennsylvania town. Along with fuel, it’s carrying several cars of toxic chemicals. The only people who can stop it are Frank and Will, train […]

State of Play

Posted on January 6th, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{5/5} “‘I see you redecorated.’ ‘Yeah, I moved the couch a couple of feet.’” Cal is a well-known and well-liked newspaper reporter, and Della is a young reporter who writes a blog for the same paper. They’re thrown together on the story of a congressman caught in a scandal — the congressman, Stephen, happens to be […]

Sleeping Beauty

Posted on January 4th, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{3.5/5} “Rise up and walk, none of your bones are broken.” Lucy is a university student — she works several jobs in order to pay tuition and rent. Even though she lives with her sister and brother-in-law, they get upset when she doesn’t pay the rent on time. Lucy is always ready to try something […]

The Brothers Bloom

Posted on January 3rd, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4.5/5} “He writes his cons the way dead Russians write novels — with thematic arcs and embedded symbolism.” Stephen and Bloom are brothers. They have been con men since they were kids and, along with their associate Bang Bang, they’re very successful at it. But Bloom wants out — he wants to live an unscripted life. […]

The Last Dragonlord

Posted on January 2nd, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4.5/5} “He landed, claws scraping against stone, the sound harsh in the crystalline air. A red mist surrounded him and the great dragon became a wraith; the mist contracted, then disappeared, leaving behind the figure of a tall man.” Linden is a dragonlord, a human who can turn into a dragon. But he’s the last […]

Brightly Burning

Posted on January 2nd, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{4/5} “Lan stared at the wine the color of old embers glowing in the heart of his glass. ‘I would like to toast my family,’ he said, taking an absolute malicious pleasure in choosing words heavily weighted with irony and loaded with a definite double meaning. ‘For without your actions, I would not be where […]

Parks and Recreation (season 4)

Posted on January 2nd, 2013 by Dave Switzer  |  No Comments »

{5/5} “Turns out when you think the world’s ending you don’t aim so carefully in the porta potties.” Leslie runs for city council, a dream of hers since she was a child — Ben is her campaign manager and her other friends all help out too. Ron’s first ex-wife pays a visit, Andy takes a […]